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His glasses invoke fear on those who gaze on him. Children and adult alike cower before his toughness. He holds his arms in a stance of complete power and brute strength. As he walks he hunches over as the muscles ripple under the poor tattered robe he wears. Ever his friends are jealous of his superness and grace. As this is true he lives in a life of loneliness and compassion of the weekday he benches more than any other man. He fears only one, the great Slater of Granton, who vanquished him with his signature style, the complex and renowned doorknocker stance. Tyrrell may be the only hope the Earth has for greater evolution.
josh tyrrell
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His glasses invoke fear on those who gaze on him. Children and adult alike cower before his toughness. He holds his arms in a stance of complete power and brute strength. As he walks he hunches over as the muscles ripple under the poor tattered robe he wears. Ever his friends are jealous of his superness and grace. As this is true he lives in a life of loneliness and compassion of the weekday he benches more than any other man. He fears only one, the great Slater of Granton, who vanquished him with his signature style, the complex and renowned doorknocker stance. Tyrrell may be the only hope the Earth has for greater evolution.
he is also a wanker who rapes his own brother and sister and his dad can be commonly mistaken for a darlek or a unicorn and also a fat cunt who needs to die
so does tyrrell his life is worthless and needs to kill himself
josh tyrrell
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Similiar to being douched, being tyrrelled, is when someone responds/says something in such a way that makes one confused and/or stupified.
person 1- I woke up missing my pants, so I just wore my hoodie as pants
person 2- ......
person 3- you were just tyrrelled.
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Oh...you just Tyrrell'd that shit! Where are my glasses? Matt must have Tyrrell'd that shit...sorry dude.
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Mascara wearing, squeaky voiced, slightly mouse like child
(In a very high pitched voice) "Tyrrell mouse"
Lawson Tyrrell is when you have blue sparkle eyes, from the ocean, Lawson Tyrrell is also when you get abused by your dad
hey broski im literally a Lawson Tyrrell because my eyes are blue and i get abused!
dancing, singing, sparkly,great personality,loves clothes and art.loves to be around people. loves to make jokes and have a good time.
Rori Tyrrell is a beast.
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