Bodge

A massive pair of balls that r big enough to knock someone out most people with bodges use them to hit people round the face with they are extremely sexy

“WOW MARCY DO U SEE THTA MASSIVE BODGE”
“They ain’t special I have bigger”

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Bodge

Noun - A short, previously sharpened stick that has become blunted over time, used for "bodging" holes in people. Carried by an assortment of neurotics and fruitcakes.

Verb - To attack someone with a bodge. Most often entirely unprovoked.

- Old man Marley bodged his gardener to an early grave.
- What the hell for?!?
- (Shrug)

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bodge wire

A wire added to a PCB to fix errors in the layout or broken traces.

Look at all the bodge wires on that thing, some engineer must have an angry boss.

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Bodge Job

Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.

Also known as Botch Job.

Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."

Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."

Or;

Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."

Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"

Or;

Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."

Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"

Bodge

A Huge massive nose.

Wow! his bodge is massive
oh my god, what a bodge!
super size that bodge, will you?
bodge has a massive bodge.

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Bodging

when someone masterbates you using there armpit.

"shit, no bodging today, i havent put my lynx on"

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bodge-harris

Someone with no personality and who follows trends blindly because of their desperation to appear cool. Social media and reality TV is where they get their intellectual diet and up to date news.

John really is such a boring sad twat. The guy's a hardcore bodge-harris!