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The first step on the road to relapse.
"I'm fuckin' bored, man! And boredom's the first step on the road to relapse..." -Jay in clerks 2
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Boredom is a disease that is wide spread and if handled incorrectly, can lead to death. If you suffer from boredom, please consult a friend for help.
Boredom originated before the days of christ. In Fact, there was a 13th disiple named boredom. His rightings were later taken out of the bible because of Jesus' extreme distrust for this man. While disiples such as Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, Boredom gave Jesus the gift of... well, Boredom. As a side affect of Jesus' miricles, Boredom spread through the world. In greek mythology, Boredom came from Pandora's Box.
Boredom became popular in early 1900 America when ball-in-a-cup got old and the yoyo was invented. There are many ways to get rid of boredom temperarily but it will definitly return at some point. One way is to look up definitions on this site which is probably why you found this. Others include playing catch, drinking, smokeing, ding dong ditching homes, playing sports, and if worst comes to worst, watching the O'Rielly Facter.
In many Boredom related deaths, people were reduced to acts of aggression such as cutting themselves (see emo) and skate bording (other wise known as punk behavior). These victims of boredom probably were reduced to this level when there PS2 or Xbox 360 was sent in for repairs and all the O'Rielly Facters on Youtube were repeats.
Let me warn you again, if you experience even the slightest hint of boredom, go online and IM a friend for funny conversations in the past, pictures they have taken, or just a good story (possibly one that goes along with the picture).
John: I think I'm suffering from boredom, I think I'm going to go skate bord.
Stacy: NO, DUNT DO IT. How about you just come over to my house and we talk this case of boredom through.
John: Thank you Stacy, you may have just saved my life.
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Something that makes you do stupid things and then pay for it for the rest of your life.
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the all consumeing state of mind the devours students in the back of algebra class and turns them into screaming lunatics
1"hey did you hear about kevin the totally freaked out in algebra"
2"ya the doctors said he got really bored during the lecture on quadratic equasions"
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A state of mind which results in posting excessive amounts of definitions on Urban Dictionary
Goddamn, I wallow in boredom. I know - let's post s'more on UD.com
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a fatal syndrome which can cause someone to do something pointless and end up on weird website like urban dictionary
it was found that this syndrome can be curable but just for a short amount of time. Some of the cure that had been found working are xbox, ps, and lotsa expensive gadget but be warn that the cure only works temporarily. Sex might work too.
the one and only way to cure this syndrome forever is by jumping from 6 storey building which is painless (should be) though the curative are fully not advisable
boredom is killing me
argh i got infected by boredom, pls get me a xbox!
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Posting too many definitions on urbandictionary.com
Oh dear its 4am and i could do with some sleep
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