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Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

by canoncocker April 29, 2006

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bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

by Jolly Roger March 23, 2004

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Bovine University

Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University"

by Tommy Hum August 3, 2008

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bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.

I gave her the old bovine handshake.

by beammeupwelshy October 21, 2015


Bovine Pigalities

A cow with a pig personality.

Man, I wish that cow didn't act like a cat, I prefer bovine pigalities.

by QQQQ December 11, 2006

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bovine scat

If you drive an El Camino or Ranchero saying Bullsh@t sounds too low class.

That is the biggest pile of bovine scat I've ever heard.

by Mark L Stevens September 23, 2009

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Bovine Fiend

A disgusting degenerate. Used in a derogatory way usually in gaming. This term is only used in serious cases such as admin abuse on discord.

"Daniel, you are an anemic bovine fiend. I'm taking your admin privileges away."
"Wtf dude?"

by gassydognigga April 26, 2018