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bra braille

(n). Nipples protruding through a woman's shirt, blouse, swimsuit or other undergarment, esp. when working out or on a hot day.

Hey mike, did you get a load of that bra braille that just walked past us? Wow.

by boggler July 26, 2005

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Braille-cut

This describes a haircut that looks like the stylist was either blind or tried without looking.
Also why you don't see a school for blind hair stylist.

Who do you think you are? Stevie Wonder? That haircut looks awful! Is that a braille-cut?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 9, 2016


Braille-gating

walking or running really closely behind a blind person until they are forced to either move faster or get out of the way

Garth: How's it going dude?
Lateef: Man, I was so bored this afternoon I ended up braille-gating this blind dude by the canal. The path was so small he was forced to jump in the water
Garth: Sick bro!

by gregtastic July 11, 2011

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braille nipples

The presence of small bumps around the permiter of the arrealar region of the breast.

It affords the opportunity for blind men to experience the wonder that is the arreola.

Stevie Wonder was thankful for the existence of braille nipples so that he may fully appreciate the female physique.

by The President and Co. July 18, 2006

85๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.

"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"

by MrsMeat January 27, 2012


Louis Braille

He blinded himself at the age of 3 by stabbing his eye out with an awl. He invented what we now know as braille for both writing and musical notation when he was fifteen. He was a talented church organist, and became a professor at the paris school for the blind. Two years after his death the braille code was adopted by France for teaching the blind. Braille was the first system that allowed blind people to read quickly and easily, and the first system ever to allow blind people to write. In the 50s his body was moved to the pantheon alongside other heroes of France. The United States treasury has issued a commemorative coin honoring him, and he has schools, and even an asteroid named after him.

What's the moral of the story? Contrary to what your mom always told you, playing with sharp metal objects isn't just good fun, it may just make you famous!

Louis Braille was blind.

by sambarnes April 3, 2009

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Bush Braille

Bush Braille - flicking the bean, playing with the little man in the boat. AKA, masturbation of the female persuasion.

"She was so horny, and without satisfaction from a man, that she conceded to a little Bush Braille."

by xDanikaa June 22, 2009

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