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Dog Track Brother-In-Law

A person who considers it their role to show children how the world really operates.

On the rare occasion that the children are left in the care of a Dog Track Brother-In-Law, he must be reminded that the kids can absolutely not smoke.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


step-co-brother-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's husband.

My step-co-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021


My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

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brother-in-law

1. The husband of one's sister.
2. The brother of one's spouse.

My brother-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019


brother-in-law

1- Sibling's husband.
2- Spouse's brother.

My brother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021


brother-in-law

1- Sibling's husband.
2- Spouse's brother.

brother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


co-brother-in-law

The husband of one's spouse's sister.

My co-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019