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What every guy wants.
aka friends with benefits.
"We were fuck buddies then she got all emotional."
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A person who is your friend but also fucks you whenever you'd like or if you would like a blow job they are more than willing to fulfill that request as well.
I called up my fuck buddy Sonny Vitale so I could get my dick sucked last night.
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There are different views on fuck buddies. It sounds bad but there is alot more to it! Usually involves the other two liking each other just knowing they cant work. As in relationships everyone acts different. Sp they just play around with each other and fun with their time.
Hey are you and him going out i mean you to are all over each other!
No, we just like fuck buddies! We just have fun together!
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all the benefits of having a relationship minus the bullshit like acting interested in Every Word He Says, trying to sleep through mega-hertz snores, feeling like shit when he can't use a calendar to remember your birthday, and being nice about it when he doesn't make you come.
"So are things getting serious with Luis?"
"Nope - we skip the serious and go for the fuck. We're fuck buddies."
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A fuck buddy is when two people just want sex, no strings attatched. Usually people do this because they aren't getting sex elsewhere therefore feel the need to have a 'fuck buddy'. With the two people being fuck buddies they can sleep with or have sexual encounters/intercourse with a different person without being in a relationship.
Deirdrie: Margeret, whats going on between you and Boris?
Margeret: Oh, he's just my fuck buddy.
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The excellent arrangement of a good friend of the opposite sex (or same sex if you so want) who you can fuck hard and long as long as you both shall want, but without the strings attached so you can go and happily hang out together as friends and have a laugh together (or not see one another for another 4 weeks) rather than go through all the pointless crap of forking out your hard-earned cash for valentine's day or bitching about each other's annoying habits in public or being dragged away from your friends to spend quality time with one another (or do the washing up) or the "I wuv you - I wuv you too!" bullshit.
CHARLIE: Who's the fine piece of ass you had around last night?
JOHNNY: That's Sylvia. We're just good friends.
CHARLIE: But your banging away woke me up last night!
JOHNNY: Yeah, sorry about that bro, she's my fuck buddy.
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No strings attached, hot hot sex.
Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy?'
Andy Stitzer: No... What's that?
Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.
- 40 Year Old Virgin
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