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This is when you have that pre-shit feeling of having a damp bum hole... To 'blot a bumhole' is when you don't actually need the shit (yet), but do need to address the dampness of the said bum hole with a kitchen towlet or similar.
Frank: "Mate, I've got a damp bum hole."
John: "Here's a napkin... go blot a bum hole."
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When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole
Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole
You call someone it when they're being silly
"You're such a poo face bum hole!"
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Someone who is from Iceland and has an extremelly smelly, sloppy, and sweaty ass.
Boy : I broke up with my girlfriend
Other boy : Why?
Boy : She's the biggest sloppy Icelandic bum hole!!
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Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.
Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!
A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.
PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"
Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"
PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"
Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"
PJ: "Your damn right it is!"
Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."
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When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.
Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.