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the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.
person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"
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Depending on how you view it it was either the most pointless operation ever conducted or the most awesome. In 1976 Some american soldiers wanted to cut down a tree on the north/south korean border. The north koreans got pissed and killed two U.S. soldiers. Responding to this the U.S. got together almost 800 men including jets and and basically a truck full of chuck norris equvilants just to cut down a tree. Basically a show of force.
Guy 1 Man operation paul bunyan was so awesome
Guy 2 Are you kidding it was such a waste of time
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Long before Rick James, Paul Bunyan was the man. Used when pesky forest rangers or tree huggers or anyone trying to stop you from lumberjacking and/or being a lumberjack. Annoying waiters are taken aback when asking if you've had enough syrup. This is the one true phrase all lumberjacks must know.
Forest Ranger -"Who do you think you are?"
Boy - "PAUL BUNYAN BITCH! Now leme cut down those trees!"
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Operation Paul Bunyan took place in 1976 when US and south korean troops went to cut down a tree in the DMZ (Demillitarized Zone) Between north and south korea. When north korean troops went to intervene, they ended up beating 2 US Officers and 4 South Korean Troops
Operation Paul Bunyan was one of many attrocities commited by the DPRK.
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A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.
Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.
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n. An extremely large, thick and singular bowel movement.
--Following from the popular slang term "grunt log" refering to the same meaning, Paul Bunyan also refers to a large breakfast, which can infer a large future bowel movement. Paul Bunyan, of course, is the mythical American giant lumberjack who cleared the way for colonial expansion. He had a sidekick---a giant blue ox named Babe.
I had such a Paul Bunyan this morning after I woke up, that I couldn't stand up from the toilet for ten minutes.
A person from the upper part of Michigan (upper and lower peninsula) that comes to the lower part of Michigan. The reason it is called Bunyan is because of the famous lumberjack Paul Bunyan and the pioneer settlers of the 1820s found a land covered by dense stands of virgin timber; scarcely 50 years later, Michigan was the leading lumber producer in the nation.
Paul came from up north to visit Detroit, what a Bunyan