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a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
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The act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person
I was going to tell my ex I wanted her back, but then I had a wank-up call.
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You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."
(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"
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waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.
Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.
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When a black person, usually an entertainer or celebrity of some sort, finally realizes that mainstream (white) media will never see them as anything but black and that as soon as it finds a way to rob them of the recognition that they deserve, it will exploit it to the fullest.
A black person who finally understands that we do not live in a post-racial society, usually by experiencing the effects of covert and overt racism first hand.
Something that eventually happens to a new black.
Beyonce finally got her Negro Wake Up Call when she got thrown into the "Urban Contemporary" category at the Grammy's.
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If you have a roommate that snores and keeps you awake, and you decide to take action, this is what you should do. You first start by straddling your roommate and squatting over their face, gingerly resting your testicles over each nostril. Then spread your ass cheeks and wait patiently for your roommate to wake-up due to lack of air. Once they have awaken you proceed to shit all over their face.
Eric- "Ross was snoring so loud last night i couldnt sleep so i gave him an Oklahoma Wake-up Call"
Marc- "hahaha!, did you tape it!?!?"
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the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.
Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.
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