That creep can roll, man

Used to grudgingly admit respect for the ability of someone who you despise.

Dude: That creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude

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bandana man can

You ain't ever seen a wicked pissa like this! He's the man that can CAN all the CANTS(yeah, you read that right)and will blow your mind and suck your cha cha at the same time! Never doubt that bandana man can...he ALWAYS comes through 😜

Sally: My bandana man can do whatever he likes.

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Grinch With the Man Cans

A photograph of an underage female's breasts taken by a camera phone.

"Who's texting you? Get that Grinch With The Man Cans!"

"Guys, I don't know if I want to get with this biddy after I saw her Grinch With the Man Cans."

"Yo send me that picture of the Grinch With The Man Cans!"

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Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

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they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

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i can take your man if i want to

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)

I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.

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The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

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