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A turd that has the red stripe from the hemroid while it came out.
Man I pinched a candycane off in the toilet you better stay out of there for a while!
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Noun. A candy cane is a very gothic practice in which a male will masturbate and as he ejaculates, he cuts his penis with a blade to make it bleed and incidentally create a candy cane.
Verb. To candy cane is to carry out this gruesome practice and is often a fun alternative to circle jerks
Hey dude you wanna go can candy cane my dick tonight.
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No, bastards. PEACE
It is also (apparently) when a dude comes up to another dude from behind and grabs his cock and pulls hard,flipping the dude over.
Jay candy caned me and i hit my face on the cement.
Go candy cane Rob.
PEACE
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When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.
While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!
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receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.
she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.
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I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.
im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.