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when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side
Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!
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Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.
He waited till we were alone and canoed me till the river ended!
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A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.
We had a threesome last night and the other girl and I went canoeing on him!
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A mexican or chicano mostly used from mexican to mexican
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Placing the scrotum and testicals if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. If done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. Simular to motor boating a woman's breast or dragon boating another man's anus.
Hey babe, wanna go canoeing this weekend?
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I went canoeing with Anne on the Juniper Spring River run in Ocala National Forest, and we had a great time. Many of the people in front of us did not know how to canoe and would go from bank to bank, and then flip their canoes. The alligators love it when the little pink paddlers float right up to them.
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While perfoming anal sex rather than shooting your load, you urinate in the persons bunghole.
I was having anal sex with her and I decided to canoe her instead.
I hate that guy for canoeing me!
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