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This task will require the following items: 1)experienced angler 2)one 4 ot worm hook 3)open-faced reel equipped with 40lb. test line 4)8 ft. surf rod 5)good ditch or hiding spot 6)oncoming traffic 7)minimum 6-8" length freshly squeezed turd. Preparation: with all components assembled for angling, hook turd at the head. Action: With rod in hand, squat out of sight and wait until you see a potential catch(vehicle). As it approaches at a minimum speed of 55 mph, come out of cover and heave-ho your stink-bait toward driver side window. Once it sticks, wait for tension on the line, hook and let it run with it. Once at end of spool, remember the fight and cut line.
While stopped at Highway 60 and Waverly I saw a sherrif get hit with the good old Cleveland Catch-and-release.
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when you're in the club or at sumthin where a lot of people are dancing you do the fishing pole move to an ugly girl across the floor. She will respond and start being "reeled in" as she gets close you take a suprised look at her and pretend 2 pull out a pair of pliers and you cut the line. Then you pull out your cell fone, and pretend 2 call your wing man who will be standing by. He runs up behind you and you jump on his back and you run away laughing.
guy 1"dude what were u doin last night doin the fishing move with that hideous chick?"
guy 2 "oh, nuthin, just a little catch 'n' release"
guy 1 "lol sweet playa"
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What you are doing if your date is married to someone else.
Are you single? I won't date you if you are already married. I don't do Catch & Release.
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When you catch the semen under the table from the person sitting across the desk from you and release it into the toilet bowl.
Hey Jimbo, could you open your hands real quick? I've got a quick catch-and-release here for you comin in hot!
Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.
"Does Carol spit or swallow?"
"She does a Catch and Release actually!"
when you dump your load in a whore's mouth and she proceeds to spit it out all over your cock or in the bathroom sink.
yo man I had this thot over Saturday night and she sucked my hanger so good I blew my load right in her mouth...but then she pulled the catch and release and spit it out in the sink.
When a girl clenches her legs around a guy during sex (the catch) and forces him to cum inside her (release)
Dad was I a mistake?
No you were a catch and release
Babies are you made when you're fishing?
Sure son, sure
Yeah I catch and released his ass last night