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The mainline tank of the Coalition of Ordered Governments (COG) in the Gears of War series by epic games. The Centaur resembles an M4 Sherman on steroids with its treads replaced by four monster truck tires with four wheel steering. It is designed to be fast and rugged.
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1. A girl who's face resembles the face of a horse.
2. A very ugly girl.
3. A butterface. Although she has a hot body, she still has a horse's face. She is like the opposite of a mythological centaur.
Guy 1: So did you do her?
Guy 2: No way. She is a horrible centaur.
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A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people
Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
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Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.
Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".
To hug someone's butt in such a fashion that together you appear to be centaur.
Jamie gave me a centaur hug and it wasn't even Halloween.
A mythical creature that is half horse, half rapper and cannot be killed by bullets. The 50 Centaur has recently lost a staggering amount of weight for a part in the upcoming Seabiscuit sequel that deals with the heroic horses' struggle with pancreatic cancer.
Man, have you seen 50 Centaur? That guy looks rough.
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When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.
I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.
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