century sam

a cheap cigar used to roll marijuana blunts

yo i' m fiending lets roll a fat blunt up crack that century sam boy!

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Century Club

A legendary club you become a member of by drinking 100 beer shots in 100 minutes. This club doesn't have meetings or anything, you just use it to impress frat buddies, hoes, or practically anyone that admires feats of great alcohol consumption.

If you can't join the century club twice in one night, you're a pathetic lightweight.

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The 21st century

(2000 - 2100-AD) A very depressing and rather harsh place, filled with guns and robots and the government always watching you. There are no rights, no freedom, and everyone is criticized for who they are and what they believe. 50% of all Americans end up in jail, and taxes will increase for both the rich and poor. Paradise will only remain with 0.5% of the world, while everyone else has to do exactly as they are told. It is slavery, and poverty, and homeless people roaming the forests butt-naked smoking a 17th century pipe. People live their lives exactly the way they were when they first became adults, and will lead depressing lives with 0% satisfaction. Suicide will increase by 75%, mainly for the middle-class people. of course, you could build a time-machine and go back to the old days, though the first test would probably kill every person on Earth, who wants to live a negative life anyways?

The 21st Century is hell. Do not be fooled by robots and techno music, for those were the old days.

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Surprise of The Century

1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.

2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.

(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone

ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."

example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."

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21st century

Years of technology, money, and other screwed stuff.

Welcome to the 21st century! When lots of hot topic are out, when kids become famous for no absolute reason, when pop music is in our ears, when iphones and macbooks are in six year old's hand, where kids hang out in clubs and malls, AND when i finally understand how screwed and messed up this world is.

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con-of-the-century

Scientology and everything related to it

L. Ron Hubbard created the con-of-the-century

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20th century

The years 1901 A.D. to 2000 A.D., identified as the twentieth century of the world since the start of A.D.

The electrical grid in the eastern U.S. was the declared as "the great electrical system of the 20th century". The problem is, this is the 21st century.

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