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Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.
Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"
You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"
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Here's one for the girls!You know how the guys always stick together,back eachother up and then use that awful phrase "bros before hoes" well here's our answer to that girls!
Amy: "you didn't just tell that boyfriend of yours what i just did....did ya?"
Kelly: "hell no! chicks before dicks..remember!!"
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for girls to always choose your girlfriends before your boyfriend
friend1: "won't your boyfriend get upset"
friend2: "he knows my friends are before him"
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This is a ratio of how many girls there are to guys. Usually. Of course there is the chance that 1 of the guys has 2 dicks.
At that party the Chick to Dick Ratio was 6:3. And there were only 2 guys!
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a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!
Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.
Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!
(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
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When you and you close friends form a sisterhood and agree not to fuck each others ex husbands
Oh Maria I really hope you didn't sleep with Jimbo , remember chicks before dicks
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Opposite of "bros before hoes"
I believe I came up with "chicks before dicks" as I have never heard it anywhere else.
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