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dick-cicle

a guy at a bar with a cold heart and hard-on for getting laid, without remorse, or standards.

OMG, did you hear Harry last night being a total dick-cicle, hitting on every girl there...

by manfun December 5, 2011

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cunt cicle

the result of female uraniation in which the fridge air freezes the coochal area and produces piss cicles: see piss cicles.

Becky exclaimed "It's so cold outside I just got a cunt cicle!"

by Lori D February 16, 2008

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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.

Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)

by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013


Cicles and snugs

When you get too hot and sweaty from simping so hard that the girl you’re simping over brings over ice pops and cuddles with you.

You’re sweating horrible from simping so hard Alex. Want me to come over for cicles and snugs?

by Tattydaddy April 21, 2021


Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.

The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003


Test-cicles

A male's testicles, when exposed to extreme cold and are useless for anything other than identifying a male as male (if even that).

Man, it's so cold outside, my testicles are turning into test-cicles...

by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011


Cunt-Cicle

A woman who is such a fucking bitch and so cold, that she can freeze the cock off of any man.

Shut up you fucking cunt-cicle!

by Venomous Grammar Nazi July 8, 2019