Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage

Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

Cleaning out his pipes

-a more sophisticated way of saying "sucking him dry". Basically, men are continually producing semen, and after several days the urge to cum becomes unbearable. So his gf/wife makes him ejaculate via fellatio/intercourse (the ejaculation is often both powerful and plentiful), then blows him for several more minutes, sucking out the rest of his love juice and swallowing it. The last steps are highly recommended to insure he is completely dry and empty.

-"Pipes" refer to the long, twisting canals of the interior male genitalia.

Daniel had gone to the East Coast to visit grad schools and did not get a chance to masturbate even ONCE during the trip. When he got back to Berkeley, Jamie, his fiancee, sensed he needed to shoot badly so she sat him down and immediately got to work cleaning out his pipes.

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clean out one's closet

(verb) to get rid of old things you don’t need anymore. (came from Eminem's song "Cleaning out my closet").

"I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet."

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cleaning out my closet

1. A song written by Eminem

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

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Clean-out-the-fridge Soup

The more creative way to make soup; when you have a bunch of random ingredients in your fridge (and your fridge is getting stuffed-up) you can clean out your fridge and make a soup out of all the tasty treasures that you find.

Yo bro, wanna come over?! It's stove-top night.
Whoa bro, I can't mom's makin' clean-out-the-fridge soup.

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Clean Out Her Barn

To remove a woman's secretions from her vagina with your tongue.

A: "Did you clean out her barn yesterday?" B: "Yeah, fool. And it tasted sweet."

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cleaning out my closet

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.

Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.

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