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This is when a guy takes a bitch home from the club to smash and the bitch ends up stay over for days instead of just a few hours.
Damn Rob, I can't believe you are inviting the Cling-on over again. How many days is she going to stay this time?
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When the teacher starts talking about anything you won't be tested on and you can turn your brain off and cue the monkeys clanging symbols.
"Hey what did the last slide say?" "I dont know, I was having cling cling time."
Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.
They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.
At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.
At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
I'm not going to Aunt Ella's 80th birthday party until after the cling ons have left.
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Clinging is the very solid tightness of your dick muscles when listening to mutilation of the erect Penis.
“I clinged at the thought of a mutilated dildo”
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The shaft of the penis. (Noun)
variation : clang
Yo, I got this crazy itch on my cling!
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A boy who likes to try and rape peoples arms and then go into a closet and fuck himself.
Lewis will you please stop rapin that i dont think it likes it.
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Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!