Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

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Conan

a barbarian with immense fighting prowess. Played by a man named Arnold who has also been a robot and countless other deadly beings.

Conan has great facial expressions during battle.

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Conan

A boy who is the biggest ass yet sweetest most amazing person you've ever met. His blue eyes will destroy your heart and his smile will make you drool. He's a funny, intelligent weirdo who has an admirable obsession over memes

P1: Wow, that guy's a weirdo but really cute and amazing
P2: Oh look it's a Conan

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Conan

A really annoying name to have to introduce your self.

Conan? As in "Conan the Barbarian"?

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The Conan

When your job with a television company is broken off and a provision contract states that you can't be on the air for the next 6 months

Props to Conan and TBS for this joke!

You better shut up or you're getting the CONAN! - TBS

Conan

An awesome guy, funny and sexy, has a big dick and is just someone you love to be with. once you have been with him no one well feel as good again. is an amazing kisser!!!

I was with such a CONAN last night!!!
Nice one!!!

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conan

Funniest Talk Show Host Ever, except for Johnny Carson, of course.

Man, I stay up until midnight just to watch Conan!

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