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Named after Conan O'Brien from NBC, this is when someone is thirty minutes late to an event.
"Dude, why are you so mad?"
"My date was a half hour late last night!"
"Oh shit, she Conaned you!?"
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When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back
Hey do u want a free house
ya sure
7 months later
hey I'm gonna need that house back
what the fuck you said it was mine
Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house
what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned
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1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
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Someone who stands well over 6 feet tall and is blessed with the powers of humor and intelligence.
Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D
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A late night host who has mastered both witty commentary, and John Cleese-esque comedy of utter silliness.
A favorite of mine is the New Years episode with Caroline Rhea.
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The greatest of the great late-night talk show hosts, who will take over for Leno at the tonight show in 2009.
Conan is so much better than that no-talent assclown/fucktard Leno.
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