condom

The greatest invention. Ever.

I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI

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condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

that condom is my best friend

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condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

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condom

Something not likely to come in a family pack

Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...

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Condomer

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.

Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer

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Condom

Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.

"ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho"

"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"

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Condom

A 75 cent insurence Policy for teens who wanna bone

"that baby ain't mine, I used a CONDOM"

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