The condition necessary for masturbation.
John locked himself up in solitary confinement for a bit of "fun"
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Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.
Where your virginity is
Jon: why can I ever get laid
Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole
1)A punishment for bad behavior in prisons. Subject is placed in a cell with no contact with other prisoners.
2) A precaution used to prevent the spread of contagious diseases. Anyone suspected of carrying a disease is placed in an isolated room with minimal direct contact with others.
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(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.
Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"
Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."
Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"
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the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.
If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.
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to be forcefully chillen by urself by a state or gov. Not being able to communicate with someone for 9 hours. THe mind starts to bug out
Hey yo im not goign back to solitary, it drives me insane
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