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A mental dwarf. A total village person with an exaggerated and unrealistic view of himself or herself.
Person #1:
My uncle got his MBA more than twenty years ago, and he makes good money, but despite being in his late forties, he still thinks, talks, and acts the same as when he was in grade school. He is always making ethnic slurs against his minority neighbors, and I heard at work he likes yelling at the new hires.
Person #2:
That’s because he is a connecticut. I try to stay away from those kinds of people.
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2 hours from the states that really matter - new york and massachusetts
connecticut is the dumping ground for rich ceo's
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Ahhh, there's nothing like moving from NJ to Connecticut and realizing that "richest state in the U.S." sure doesn't seem like it! And all that crap about having the highest I.Q.?? You sure wouldn't know it from taking one step in here. Home of the wanna-be's!! We live secluded, isolated and in total ignorant bliss! Aren't you jealous now?
"Wow, I'm leaving as soon as I can."
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Judging by these wall posts, the most one-dimensional state in the union. Most people outside of new england and new york have never heard of connecticut and consider it just another one of those small northeast states that isn't massachusetts. It seems they cling to their notions of superior wealth, yet don't realize that the mean home price anywhere in the state of california is higher than theirs.
Where is connecticut?
- I don't know, isn't that a part of rhode island?
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the gayest state in the union, i can say this because i live there, filled with rich fucks and preppy bastards.... fuck Connecticut
Connecticut can suck my dick...
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A dirty little state. Full of retards and wanna be's. The next Rhode Island.
Trucker #1: Should we make a stop in connecticut?
Trucker #2: Let's stop in Rhode Island instead; on our way back we'll stop in connecticut.
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the best of the fifty states. we're the richest, the smartest, and we have the best location "between boston and new york."
even though there are some poor people hiding between the cracks of such rich towns as avon, westport, fairfield, and greenwich, whenever a connecticutian leaves the state they will be asked how rich they are.
a lot of new yorkers have second houses here. lots of famous people also have houses here, like 50 cent, paul newman, dave letterman, and whoopi goldberg.
everyone in connecticut pops their collar.
"where are you from?"
"connecticut"
"oh so you're rich right?"
".....yes."
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