Constipated

Suppose you haven't taken a shit for a while and every time you go to the bathroom your poop does not budge because it is firmly stuck and rock hard. You strain yourself but still you cannot get the turd out and you tear your butt hole while you are crying and trying to push it out. This feeling of extreme pain and not being able to pass shit is constipation and one calls you "constipated".

Tom who was not being able to take a crap because the poop was extremely hard ,felt relieved after the doctor explained to him that he was constipated and recommended a suppository.

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constipated

When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.

I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!

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Constipation

The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.

The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.

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constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

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constipated

1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.

James- "Holy fuck! My crap is like, stuck up my ass!"
Mom- "Really? How does it feel?"
James- "Like I'm giving birth to a brick!"
Mom- "Force harder then!"
James- "But my ass is gonna like, tear or something."
Mom- "Oh well, not my problem that you are constipated."

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Constipation

When your poo grows attachment issues and acts as a fetus

constipation heheh lol xoxox

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Constipation

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole

"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"