cop

1. An officer of the law.
2. To obtain

Are you a cop? No? Aight, lemme cop summa dat weed.

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Cop a Cop

Reaching back to cop a feel when being frisked by a cop. Warning..May cause you to get ur ass kicked.

Yo this chick cop was friskin' me and I totally got a ragin' hard on so I reached back to Cop a Cop. She kicked my ass, I'm a total puss.

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cop

get something,
in other words like get it...
but cop it sounds better....
ya dig/?!??

Yo I'm cop me those jordans!
Did u cop it?

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Cop a Cop

While being patted down, one reaches back and grabs the crotch and/or breasts of the police officer...man or woman.

Mikey: "Excuse me ma'am, you have very nice breastasis." *Cops a feel*

Chuck: "Hey Mikey, why are you in jail for two months just for speeding?"

Mikey: "Well, I pulled the cop a cop move during my pat down."

Chuck: "Tell me it was a female officer."

Mikey: "Yes, and she had excellent breastasis!!"

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Cop

Latin for "donut fetishist."

Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.

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Cops

A TV show that films police arresting very small-time criminals.

EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:

A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?

B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.

That sort of behaviour is called 'entrapment' in Australia...None of that shit would ever hold up in court.

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cops

A television show in which the bad guys signal during a chase.

Damn nigga I gotta lose these cops, but I'll at least let them know which way I'm turning!

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