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Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.
Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)
Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.
no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty
Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
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Cellulite found on legs of aged persons, typically women
Student: Yo, Ms Holt has some nasty cottage cheese going on, she needs to wear some pants!
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Random person: you shouldn’t cottage cheese
James Charles: why
Random person: it’s cow nut
James Charles: yummmm
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A silent but deadly fart let loose when you are in a small cabin or a cottage.
Earl: And so I said to the guy.... Hey, what the hell is that smell? Ahh! Someone let loose a cottage cheese!
Sam: Whoops...
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A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.
Example 1:
Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.
Example two
Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!
Guy one: That fat ugly
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So much cellulite in her fat arse it looks like cottage cheese
Please don't wear leggings anymore it looks like someone poured 10lbs of cottage cheese into a 5lb bag. Thats a cottage cheese arse right there
Unsightly breasts on an ugly person
The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother