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the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)
lets go have some fun on te couch =D
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When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.
Rodney gives Jake the couch better than his dog hands down.
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One's system of morals or beliefs
dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.
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the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
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I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep
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Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.
Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.
"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"
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