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A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse
Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?
Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola
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A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022
I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?
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Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.
I could have written a novel on toilet paper with that crayola crapola I just took.
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Douche canoes who snowboard wearing very bright, crayon-like colors, usually traveling in packs. Also, members of the crayola brigade think they are awesome snowboarders, when they actually suck.
Here comes the crayola brigade. What a bunch of douchebags.
someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time, think clowns and 80s neon style of dress. Used as a theme for college parties.
C'mon we're going to be late for Ginger's crayola storm party!
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the Crayola Sanchez is a variation of the dirty Sanchez. When you are turtling, or have a turd hanging out like a crayon, then using it to Dirty Sanchez someone.
Gerhard passed out and Mick gave him the old Crayola Sanchez
When, no matter how many times you wipe, there’s always a streak of shit on the toilet paper.
I had a Crayola shit so intense that I used a whole roll of toilet paper and still wasn’t clean.