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in-fucking-credible

Something that is more than incredible, its in-fucking-credible

You cheated on your test and got an 'A', in-fucking-credible!

by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004

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in-fucking-credible

Very unbelievable. more so due to the fucking in the middle of it.

-Did you see that car blow up,
in-fucking-credible

by YoHansII January 21, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


in-shitting-credible

Just like in-fucking-credible, except more unique.

Did you see that? That was in-shitting-credible!

by Nick Ashley April 14, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM)

GCCM automatically raises credibility of a source to 99.9999% if the source possesses Gori Chamdi (light skin) with the caveat that the opposing argument should come from Bhoora Chamdi (darker skin).

Pakistan's claim of not having lost a plane got some much needed Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM) juice from the ForeignPolicy.com article

by geniass_aag+laashein April 9, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Credible threats

Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?

Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024


Credibility

You're presupposing that the non-dei people are working harder.

Hym "Your credibility is literally the only you care about. You literally have hours of lectures devoted to how important it is to you. This wasn't about you initially and when it became about you, you cried like a little bitch and tried to kill yourself. And then you came back, realized I wasn't dead, and the cried some more. This isn't some moral calculus your doing here. This isn't your virtue being punished. This isn't you defending the zeitgeist. This is you taking revenge on a dissident in the form of his own self-described Truman-Show esque hell. Except IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING. So you're helping them cover it up. That's all this is. And you railing against the institutions is your own hypocrisy manifest."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024


Justin Credible

Play on words for Just Incredible, but also very true since Justin is incredible. He will be there for you when you need it, when he is not distracted by Facebook memes. He has the most incredible singing voice and outshines the sun when he smiles. He has a kind and approachable aura. He has leadership skills and can talk to you for days about Monster Hunter.

Justin is the most perfect person for Andrea and they will live happily ever after for the rest of their lives.

Justin Credible showed up, y'all. We have nothing to worry about. He got this.

by EpicJinx10 November 14, 2019