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That part of a Salad that taste so good it makes you forget about how shit the salad tasted
My Salad tasted like a turtle penis until i ate the fuck out of that Crouton
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When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.
Creator: Im dating someone online
Person: You are such a crouton!
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The most desireable part of a salad
good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons
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A term for the clitoris.
Adam never forgot the site of her enlarged crouton.
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Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.
So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.
Graupe: "What did you do last night?"
Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."
Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."
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1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.
2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.
1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."
2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"
3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."
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A way to define a retarded person
Ava, you are a blockheaded crouton.
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