crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.

Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.

Cruton

Stale.

Your relationship went cruton shortly after is began.

Crutoned

a french saying when someone inserts a french baguette into either the vagina or anus

Sarah got crutoned the other day and said it was a experience of a lifetime

Cruton duck

Jesse Frederick

yo youre such a cruton duck