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Crystal fur ball

When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.

While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.

by Stedanold December 10, 2016


crystal ball

Technically it means a prediction for the future. I seen gamers use it for explaining that nobody knows what time you will need to upgrade you hardware. That OR sometimes to mock someone that is asking a question about something nobody knows yet involving tech/gaming stuff.

yes, the 2060 has enough VRAM for 1440P gaming, the "future-proofing" cannot be answered. Of course, this is partly because there simply is no crystal ball out there that sees the future.

Your average PC supremacist - Games are becoming more graphically demanding. Who knows if the 3070 is enough for 1440p/100+ fps in the future. In a short time, you might have to run medium to low settings and its only 8gb of VRAM. Its not like we have a crystal ball to tell us, plus, future proofing isn't a real thing.

by Skinnyasfuck 16 year old May 6, 2021


crystal balls

Balls of a man perfectly shaved.

"I shaved my balls yesterday, they are like crystal balls"

by mister spok March 10, 2021


The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 9, 2023


Polishing the crystal ball

When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.

“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”

by totalvirgin June 8, 2022


lose the crystal ball

An expression as, "forget the past" or "being too skeptical"

Shut up and lose the crystal ball already!!!

by JKk070708 June 10, 2014