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CHOKING THE FRICKIN UBERDRIVER

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Crackin The Fuck Up

bbyVee : You Funny As Shit, CTFU !

bbyNia : Bitch, Im Not Even Half-Way Through Wat Happened Yet, And You Already Think Shit Funny ! CTFU ,

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Used in texting, email, blogs, etc, its short for Cracking The Fuck Up;
Laughing really hard,

Bob: what do you call a dead blonde in a closet
Tom: I don't know, what do you call her?
Bob: Last year's hide-n-go-seek champion!
Tom: hahaha ctfu good one.

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CTFU means “carb the fuck up.”

Durian Rider (author of CTFU): “Eat more to live more. Carbs are your friend. Every fucking meal: carb the fuck up!”

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Chill the fuck up

Mom, would you just CTFU.

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Capture The Fucking Urinal

facebook Status: "CTFU"

Comment: "CTFU: Capture the FUCKING Urinal"

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"Crow The Fuck Up" a term invented by Crowgang, implying he/she should not give a fuck and square up for whatever is about to go down.

Yo homie, CTFU or back the fuck off!