That's my cue

A line spoken when you know it's time to walk out of the room to leave an uncomfortable situation or argument.

Situation 1:

Wife: I found a xerox box full of porn in the closet. What the hell Jim?
Husband: Well, I wouldn't need porn if you would put out more than once a month!
Me: That's my cue...See you guys later!

Situation 2:
Jill: Eww gross! The dog had diarrhea on the carpet again Sean!
Sean: That's my cue...I'll be at the bar if you need me.

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cue the crickets

1. A description of a quiet and sudden pause or lull in a conversation, following an inappropriate, embarrassing or really dumb comment, or comment on a subject no one cares about. Derived from a quiet setting ("cued" on a Hollywood or TV set), where the only sound is that of crickets in the background.

So did anyone catch that Paris Hilton post-jail interview?
(Cue the crickets)

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Chalk the Cue

The act of sexually assaulting a cremated person with a penis. It is similar to chalking a pool cue, but a penis instead of a cue and a cremated person's ashes instead of chalk.

I heard your mother was cremated last week. I'll miss fucking her, but I guess I can still chalk the cue.

Instant Cue

A weekly podcast focusing on rare films available to add to the queue of various instant streaming networks, such as Netflix, Hulu, Vudu, YouTube, etc.

Matt and Scott, the hosts of Instant Cue, are amusing to listen to and their episodes contain a lot of insight about rare "gems" hidden within the instant streaming community.

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Cue Studios

asian hangout in which timed photos are taken and you have 5 seconds to decorate or else. hot asian girl paper cuts your photos after

Man i just got back from Cue Studios. Ching Wing cut my pictures if you know what i mean...;)

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Faux Cue

"Barbecue" made in fast-food restaurants. Looks disgusting, but tastes delicious. Examples include the Arby-Q and the McRib.

Man, i have a serious hankering for Faux Cue right now... no, it's not gross...Faux Cue!

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Cue Fuck

When a man lays down a woman on a billiards table and undresses her and sticks his cock inside her. A more fetishized version of this act is when instead of the mans penis, the man sticks a billiards cue up the woman's pussy

Dan totally Cue fuck (billiard fucking) Sofia last nite.

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