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Nicholas Martin Tuck!!!!
am a bug eyed cum nugget.
You stupid bug eyed cum nugget
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A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.
the nugget that comes out of a persons butt after a male has came in their butt
that was a huge cum coated butt nugget
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To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"
Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone
what you feed your homies on a late night out. Cum Nuggets show that you are affectionate towards your homies and if you don't want to deep fry a shit ton of Cum then there are a few more ways to prepare your most finest batch of Big Daddy Cum, you can make Cum pancakes, muffins, and anything that you would otherwise put cream or milk in. so what are you waiting for, invite the homies and have a blast with your special sauce.(if you want you can also put it in your pre-workout to boost you squats)
homies:"yo bro you got any yummy cum nuggets."
you:"yea bro they're in the fridge."
homies:"thanks bro."
When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".
Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.
Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.
When you cum so hard that you force out a kidney
Dude last night I blew a cum nugget.