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The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.
My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle
When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks
I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam
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Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.
*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.
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The foul “cheese” found on and in between male genitalia.
When she ask for my special sauce, I said “Fuck that” and gave her some of the Milkman’s Curdle.
A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting
Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil
1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform
Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder
And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine
Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang
Mind exhausting or mind tiring job in other words Dimagh ka Dahi kar dene wala kaam.
its really a mind curdling work to find out a miniature difference of 25/50 paisa in monthly bank reconciliation statement.
When you spary ketchup on you girlfriends hair while having sex
Man last night she wanted me to Curdle tomato