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custard |หkสstษd|
noun
a customer who is retarded emotionally.
ORIGIN - from a check-out chick
Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.
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Someone who is both cunt and a bastard at the same time
That Vladimir Putin is a proper custard
The combination of cunt and bastard.
Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.
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When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.
"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"
girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"
girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."
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When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up
God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later
Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz
He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.
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