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industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...
ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care
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I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
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Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.
The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.
“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”
“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"
"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.
Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "
Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"