New Iberia Hair-cut

A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.

New Iberia hair-cut is the best hair-cut in the world.

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birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

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fuck boy hair cut

Kyle Leitzel

"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."

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give the cat a hair cut

you need to shave your pubic area

Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man

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hong kong hair cut

An old Navy term refering to a blow job.

Sarge nearly missed the jump because he was getting a hong kong hair cut.

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Ye ye ass hair cut

When a homie got a shitty cut and still believes he'll get pussy with it

Homie1: yo let me see the cut
*5 seconds later*
Homie1: *slaps* ye ye ass hair cut

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair

a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair

Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.

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