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a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!
Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
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A slang term used to represent the word douchebag. This term can also be used as a pronoun for example instead of saying Hunter one could say d-bag!
When a person is constantly acting like a total asshole that person is being a "d-bag". Take Hunter for example that kid is one total d-bag!
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Short for douche-bag. Usually gets more of a rise out of people
Dude, your being a total d-bag...
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Used to describe a pack or friend group of three or more Dylan, Dillon or Dillans.
"Oh, look a D Bag."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."
A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag
Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag
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Someone you work with who you really dont like! (only works with co-workers)
Bob is such a fucking D Bag, he fucks everything up!
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1. douche bag
2. dime bag
3. dirt bag
1. "that guy who thinks he invented the word d-bag is a d-bag."
2. "yo man, they've been selling the same d-bags on mt. vernon as long as i can remember."
3. "when i say d-bag, i clarify by repeating dirt bag under my breath so my friends know i follow a strict moral order."
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