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The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)
Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!
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loves to fold sofas and touch pancakes with her special tipped marker, so never less she knows that sponge bob is to square to be yellow, why not be purple, wel then people will say he is gay, so that makes him Harina Dactyl
Harina: Now hun i can open the ravoli can!
Guy: Harina go fuck yourself you stupid retard
harina: well i guess i will have to smack you with the egg turner.
Guy: bitch touch me and i wil skull fuck you and rip your stomach out of your ass!
Harina: oh dear, then no more video games fucker!
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The offspring of a Bear and a Pterodactyl
Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.
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a huge prehistoric creature, with claw like hands, having no regard for their job that they've been doing for over ten years coupled with an inability to do said job and basically half-assing their way though their work day.
D is such a cunt-o-dactyl!!!
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A chiefly social greek organization found at colleges and universities comprised of and run by flying black dinosaurs.
"I turned away that new pledge and directed him to Negro Phi Dactyl. We just don't have room for dinosaurs in our house," said the Pi Kappa Alpha President.
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Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.
The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower
Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!
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When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.
That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.