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To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.
"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"
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To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.
Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.
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When smoking a joint, one standard toke is taken before then inhaling the smoke from the lit end of the joint.
(Originated from Banchory, Scotland)
Junkie : Hey man go do a darth maul toke
Junkie 2: What's the hell is a darth maul toke??
Junkie: Its when you toke the joint then toke the lit end without touching it
Junkie 2: Ohhhh shit like darth mauls lightsaber I get it
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When you make so many mistakes that your pencil eraser has diminished, therefore making that side of the pencil useless. UNLESS you break off the metal and proceed to sharpen the once eraser side of the pencil, making it into a double leaded, or Darth Maul pencil. Refers to Star wars episode 1 when Darth Maul is shown with a double headed penis-- i mean lightsaber.
Damn, my eraser's gone, might as well make this a Darth Maul pencil.
when an elevator is stuck between two floors and a passenger inside attempts to crawl out of the semi-open door; but as they do, the elevator falls and cuts them in half. they then fall in two pieces down the elevator shaft like darth maul did when a. skywalker defeated him and pushed him down that really big hole in Star wars: the phantom menace.
dude, did you hear about the lady from long beach that got cut in half by that elevator?
No way man. I havent heard of someone pulling a darth maul in a while.
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Where a double vaginal penetration is performed on a woman going through her menstrual cycle.
When I heard that my girlfriend was on her period, I immediately wanted to call a friend and perform the Darth Maul Double Saber.
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