that's dead

that's not gonna happen; i'm not gonna do that
also pronounced "thas dead"

mom: "Take out the garbage!"

Child: "That's dead!!!"

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Dead

frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.

Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.

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dead

1.) used when something is funny
2.) shorter version of deadass
3.) something that is not alive (duh)

1.) “bruh i’m dead 💀💀.”
2.) “i dead can’t deal with you rn.”
3. “your ____ is dead.”

dead

Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*

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dead

When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.

Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*

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Dead

1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"

...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!

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dead

used a lot in the north of britain (anywhere north of Birmingham), means very, really, or a lot. used as an exclamation.

wow! that's dead good!
you're dead cool!
yum, that pie was dead tastey!

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