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Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
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The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.
Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much
Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!
A vstar employee that knows everything with a side bitch. Majority of the time is named kayleigh.
Why are you being such a dehydrated waffle.
The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
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The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.
Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.
Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
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A Dehydrated Dyke is the same thing as a Thirsty Bitch, only a lesbian. Dehydrated Dykes are also refered to as "Shelbys" by certain people.
That bitch Shelby is such a Dehydrated Dyke!
a name someone calls a homosexual.
Person A: your a dehydrated fish
Person B: i mean its true