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A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom
Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.
Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)
He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.
I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?
I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.
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Worse than being left on opened on Snapchat
Jacob hasn’t snapped me back on Snapchat ! He didn’t even open the snap ! I can’t believe I just got left on delivered!
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1) Phenomenal book and documentary about Jaime Escalante and his success in turning a class of 18 barrio students struggling with basic math from East L.A. in the poor public school of Garfield High into math enthusiasts who would go on to pass the AP Calculus Exam.
2) To give a good speech or lecture.
3) To assume a sexual position.
1) Escalante's famous math enrichment program would attain an apex of 85 students and many faculty members. His ability to turn a group of poorly prepared, undisciplined students into strong calculus practitioners is a shining light into the potential of teaching capability in the area of math and, eventually, the end of math anxiety among struggling students.
2) John Edgar Wideman, famous novelist and essayist, gave an incredible lecture and preliminary text reading of his work at my university recently. He stood and delivered!
3) "Hey baby! I see you looking at my goods. Do you want a sample? . . . Come over here. Stand and Deliver!"
- Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child
Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"
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When someone or something is causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease
#1 She's giving off a creep deliver vibe
#2 You're such a creep deliver
#3 He's a creep a creep deliver
If you are left on delivered for a hour or more it definitely means that the person hates you and would like you to leave them alone
You can die from being left on Delivered as it causes a extreme heart disease
:Yooo did you hear about Jess she died yesterday
:Oh no how?
:She got left on delivered 😬
:Ohhh I seeee💔
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