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Der-rick: A Derrick is commonly found in bars, clubs, and strip joints. Usually successful, awesome and great with the ladies. In most cases, they are great at beer pong. Can also be referred to as a "Pimp" or "Mackdaddy".
"That Derrick is such a bar fly! Good thing he's got alotta money for beer."
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Derrick is a mischievous yet lovable ferret who loves to explore and have adventures. He's always up for an adventure, no matter how big or small! Derrick has a zest for life that can't be matched by any other animal. His enthusiasm knows no bounds and he'll never turn down the chance to try something new!
He also enjoys snuggling with his best friend Glegle, playing hide-and-seek in the garden, and raiding pantries looking for snacks. Glegle and Derrick met online in a chatroom dedicated to nonbinary nonspecific animals. They quickly became friends, bonding over their shared love of cute stuffed shark toys named blahaj. Glegle is very friendly and loves meeting new people, while Derrick can be a bit shy at first but quickly warms up to others. Both of them have great senses of humor and always make each other laugh.
Glegle and Derrick's favorite appetizer is a plate of fresh vegetables with dip. They especially love crunchy carrots, celery sticks, cucumber slices, bell peppers, grape tomatoes, broccoli florets, cauliflower florets and zucchini slices served with creamy ranch or hummus dip.
Glegle and Derrick's favorite dessert is ice cream sundaes! Glegle and Derrick love to get together for a special treat of ice cream sundaes. They especially like the ones with lots of toppings, such as sprinkles, chocolate chips, gummy bears or even cookie dough pieces.
Derrick also has a soft spot for Glegle, the nonbinary nonspecific animal he calls his best friend. Together they make quite the dynamic duo, getting up to all sorts of mischievous antics! But don't let that fool you; deep down inside this little guy just wants someone to love him unconditionally - even if it means playing pranks on them in return!
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A massive mammal of human like shape and build. It appears to know English.
The Derrick struck the woolly mammoth in the side and it fell with tremendous force.
Meaning intellectual, or very bright.
Also, may be the stage of inercourse when the male may become aroused, or sexually ready for intercourse. When semen flows to the penis. When the penis becomes excited and gets hard and "stands up", for the sexual pleasure of a female, or another male.
Felmale: "Hunny, did you Derrick yet?"
Male: "Wait, I just got it, let's go!"
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Derrick is the most amazing and handsome guy in the world. You don’t know a Derrick then you’re life must suck ass . Derrick is the sauce god at basketball. Derrick is the hottest guy ever if u ain’t dating him then u missing out so get ur self a DERRICK
Bro nobody’s better then Derrick at basketball
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A human being that shows no pitty. A step below Chuck Norris, but what he lacks in this he makes up in being a complete and total dick. His infamous tales of dicking people over have made this once normal name now into a verb.
Dude... you just got derricked.
I cant believe you got fucked over like that, it was the ultimate derricking.
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Derrick is a black nigga with a huuuuge dick.He is the best rapper at his school and is about that action.Derrick is very smart handsome and nice.He will throw hands with and nigga who wants it girl or boy.Every girl that seen it loves to suck on his eggplant emoji because they love how big and black it is.He has a strong heart and a stronger 6-pack.Derrick is always fresh and always smiling.Derrick is a Fortnite goat and everyone knows that.
Damn Big Pappi Derrick is so fine I want to slob on his knob
Derrick is the best rapper I know
I want to fuck Derrick soooo much
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