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Someone says a Joke which isn't funny, instead of saying DRY you say DESERT which is dryer than dry
What do you call a fly that cant fly? A Walk...... Desert!!!
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One who leaves you behind.
- Has no regards for her friends feelings
-Type of person who leaves you on read as a hobby
"Wheres John?!!?"
"Oh he pulled an Acidmoon and went home."
"same old deserter John, no surprise there"
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When you are totally stoned beyond your mind. Originated from the cotton mouth you get from smoking weed.
After a huge hit she slowly fell over and felt her mouth drying up, she looked over to her friend holding the only cup of water in sight. As she gained the strength to move towards the glass of water her friend lifted it to her mouth and the last drop glided down the glass into her mouth. They both looked at each other at the same time and realized that they were totally in the desert.
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According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.
This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
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When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.
Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?
Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!
Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.
Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
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That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.
Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!