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Dick fart-punch

When in sequence one drops to a squat position whilst releasing a loud fart and swiftly punches a comrade in the testicles in an act of humor and regality.

Elliott really pissed me off last night with his comments, so I had to give him dick fart-punch to keep things on an even keel.

by Planet Ryon November 30, 2010

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Tampon Dick Fart

1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.

I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."

by Hugh G. Rekshion December 31, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal dick fart

One simply farts threw the penis into someone's asshole. Simple but yet fun to experience.

It's the best time of your life. Try not to shit on your partner in the process.

"Why are you so happy?"
"I just got anal dick farted."

One simply farts threw the penis into someone's asshole. Simple but yet fun to experience.

It's the best time of your life. Try not to shit on your partner in the process.

"Why are you so happy?"
"I just got anal dick farted."

by Anal Dick Fart November 24, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick fart suprise

The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.

He became hard when he inhaled the dick fart suprise.

by Dr. Geuse May 4, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

someone that got boned while someone else busts one in their face.

erin is a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by jabooleha August 22, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick and fart jokes

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.

We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.

by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010

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